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Be heard in the Re-Creation and help Re-Write CANADA

This is YOUR CANADA.  This is THE PEOPLE OF CANADA's, webpage.

Here a Canadian Voting Poll and surveys will be conducted and posted.

It will be the CANADIAN MAJORITY VOICE from you, THE PEOPLE OF CANADA.

You are this country!  Help create a better CANADA now!

* * * Required immediately is your input and ongoing involvement! * * *

Click  here  to  View  complaints

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Crime doesn't start at the bottom working its way up through the ranks; Crime starts at the top and trickles downward affecting everyone below like you and I.  Honest, hard working men and women of values.

Due to corruption and theft (as you and I would call it) by Multi-National Corporations and National Corporations, I encourage you to read the information below.

SUBMIT YOUR COMPLAINT HERE:    They will then be posted on the "Consumer Forum" page.  You can post your complaints against businesses and governments.  If you would like to take a look at the link "Press Release" titled, "Woodsmans Fighting Back" you will see that I have started to air some of my statements but felt that it would serve better to air everyone's complaints.  All of my statements can be substantiated with documentation from the companies I have named.  Complaint to my website will be posted if all contact information is present for verification.

PLEASE NOTE: your anonymity is guaranteed.  ONLY your first name, city, and the state or province will be posted with your remarks.  I may not be able to post everyone's complaints, but I will do my best to assure your complaint and message is heard collectively.

SITE UPDATING: will be done a minimum of twice a week as my business is under attack by large corporations and the multi-national association they belong to.  I thank you for your comments, any input you may offer, and for your complaints so other consumers and families are aware of your experience in regard to retail chains, corporations, banks, insurance companies and governments.

MY FINANCES: are almost depleted and soon my ability to voice your complaints will cease without your help.  To better assist all of us, if anyone wishes to assist financially, a donation can be made at your request.  Those who contribute may request their name to be posted on a link titled "Honour Role for Humanity".  Every name that appears on that page stands for honesty, honour, and truth and sincerely cares about the present, the future and most of all, our children's futures.

BIG BUSINESS and GOVERNMENT: both will try to stop me.  Therefore I will send you a certified letter "Honour Role for Humanity" for the cost of your donation as this falls into the Canadian Guidelines for operating a business rather than the guidelines for Charities and Fund Raising Organization.  As of today, December 7, 2006 I alone am fighting and funding the consumer fight to create a better life and a brighter future for our children.  Yours and mine, black or white, young or old, we are all someone's child and we all should be treated fairly, honestly, and with dignity.  Not with corporate and government deceptions.

I AM FORGIVING: and I'm sure there will be many corporations and government complaints on here.  I also think some of you would be happy to see a corporation name removed from the "Corrupt Corporation" list if they truly regretted their actions.  How will their sincerity be measured?  It will be measured the same way they measure their success; with our cash money.  They must make full restitutions to those who complained and paid a reasonable amount of compensation to all parties involved.

THEREFORE: if a company wishes to have it's name removed from the "Corrupt Corporations" list, this may take several months as they are accustomed to telling us.  Their name will be removed ONLY when a 6 month complaint free period has passed.  And that's it!  Bribery doesn't work with honest men and women.

CANADA BELONGS TO US, THE PEOPLE OF CANADA!  TAKE IT BACK BY VOTING HERE !

We, THE PEOPLE OF CANADA, have spoken.  On January 12 2007. I alone began this draft of our Canada.  Our voices have long been ignored, but will now be heard loud and clear.  I am completely without any funding or means of livelihood and hope that somewhere there is a Canadian who cares enough about Canada to take on this challenge as the current government has all but collapsed me financially which will mean an end to your voice being heard.

Assistance and/or donations can be made through this link

An interactive Canadian Voting Poll, as well as surveys will be conducted, posted and voted on here.

It will be the CANADIAN MAJORITY VOICE from you, THE PEOPLE OF CANADA.

Required immediately is your input and ongoing involvement.

Be passionate about justice in Canada.  Help change the current laws that are prejudice, and discriminate.  Assist in reflecting the true spirit of the majority of all Canadians.

Evil triumphs when good men and women do nothing.  So don't become passive when it comes to justice.  Issues of justice in Canada are being eroded every day.  Justice is being denied from many Canadians every day.

Make those whom are elected to govern you, be accountable to you.  Canadian votes will be seen every day.

I ask that every Canadian who visits here, leave one comment, or fill out one questionnaire, (coming soon) or that you leave with an awareness that OUR Canada is being destroyed by governments, business, and the lack of justice for all.

TO be sure your voice is heard, VOTE on all Issues below, or your vote will be Spoiled.

I personally wrote via email, every politician in Canada before January 18th 2007.  I also wrote every newspaper in Ontario.  As of March 16, 2007 not one Member of Parliament has responded nor has any media.  It's seems the voices of the people are not being heard.  Do people control them?

 

March 15, 2007   * * National television investigative reporters officially express interest! * *

 

Q-1 Should the Canadian Charter of Rights apply to ALL Canadians equally?

Yes        No        Current Voting results:      93.3 - YES        6.7 - NO

 

Q-2 Should the Canadian Charter or Rights apply to ALL Canadian governments, courts, businesses, organizations, etc?

Yes        No        Current Voting results:      93.3 - YES        6.7 - NO

 

Q-3 The Canadian Charter or Rights applies equally to ALL Canadians.  Should all other written laws that exist for special interest groups, minorities, and any individual or organization that believe their rights are better than the equal rights of all Canadians as guaranteed under the Canadian Charter of Rights, be abolished?

Yes        No        Current Voting results:      86.6 - YES        13.4 - NO

 

Q-4 Should a politician, minister, judge, or lawyer be immediately ejected or disbarred if the laws or decision passed in a court of law is unconstitutional as determined in the Canadian Charter of Rights?

Yes        No        Current Voting results:      86.6 - YES        13.4 - NO

 

Q-5 Should a judge be able to ban any Canadian citizen from a courtroom?

Yes        No        Current Voting results:      72.7 - YES        27.3 - NO

 

Q-6 Should all Canadian citizens be permitted to openly record any and all cases heard in a courtroom?

Yes        No        Current Voting results:      60.0 - YES        40.0 - NO

 

Q-7 Should the officials we elect be able to cross the floor in the House of Parliament?

Yes        No        Current Voting results:      40.0 - YES        60.0 - NO

 

Q-8 Should the newly elected government be held responsible by law, to uphold the promised agenda and criteria used as their electoral platform during their election campaign?  ( Bending the law for Government only )

Yes        No        Current Voting results:      93.3 - YES        6.7 - NO

 

Q-9 When news articles are released by the media regarding murder, murder / suicide, domestic disputes, etc; should it be law that the article include the alleged mitigating circumstances that preceded the events which lead up to the article?

Yes        No        Current Voting results:      80.0 - YES        20.0 - NO

 

Q-10 Should F.R.O. (Family Responsibility Office) be immediately dismantled and abolished?

Yes        No        Current Voting results:      46.6 - YES        53.4 - NO

 

Q-11 Should all support files held by F.R.O. (Family Responsibility Office) be destroyed before F.R.O. is dismantled and abolished?

Yes        No        Current Voting results:      27.3 - YES        72.7 - NO

 

Q-12 Should it be law, that the signature of the Canadian citizen who hire the services of a lawyer for a specific objective or goal be required on a statement of acceptance for the completion and satisfactory resolve be a requirement BEFORE the lawyer is paid?

Yes        No        Current Voting results:      73.3 - YES        26.7 - NO

 

Q-13 When a citizen voluntarily leaves the country, should Canadian taxpayers pay for health care in a foreign country ?

Yes        No        Current Voting results:      20.0 - YES        80.0 - NO

 

Q-14 If Canadian taxpayers are to be responsible for Canadians who need medical care while visiting foreign countries, should the burden and responsibility be limited only to the safe return to Canadian soil?

Yes        No        Current Voting results:      80.0 - YES        20.0 - NO

 

Q-15 When people decide to live outside of Canada, should they be entitled to services and support paid for by Canadians who pay taxes here?

Yes        No        Current Voting results:      16.7 - YES        83.3 - NO

 

Q-16 When people voluntarily choose to live outside of Canada, (more than a year), should the taxpaying Canadians be responsible for their safe return to Canada?

Yes        No        Current Voting results:      20.0 - YES        80.0 - NO

 

Q-17 Should a mandate be imposed on the federal government to reduce the deficit created by the federal government by 25 percent per 4 year term in office?  (  Related article on unaccountable excessive government spending )

Yes        No        Current Voting results:      86.6 - YES        13.4 - NO

 

Q-18 Should our elected government officials be required to sign and held responsible for; the same documentation which our government requires all Canadian Citizens to sign, subject to the enforcements of fraud and misrepresentation when applying for assistance benefits?

  ( See government requirement for any assistance )

Yes        No        Current Voting results:      100 - YES        0 - NO

 

Q-19 Should Medicare for ALL Canadilands (those Canadians living within our borders), be paid for by the government from our tax dollars?   ( Related article: 300,000 more health cards than citizens? )

Yes        No        Current Voting results:      93.3 - YES        6.7 - NO

 

Q-20 Should private health care be available for those citizens that want to pay for it?

Yes        No        Current Voting results:      93.3 - YES        6.7 - NO

 

Q-21 Should Canadian citizens have the right to decline payroll deductions for employment insurance?

Yes        No        Current Voting results:      73.3 - YES        26.7 - NO

 

Q-22 Should the government be required to issue to the media, an annual report on suicides relative to support orders, custody issues, poverty issues and F.R.O. ( Family Responsibility Office ) related deaths?

Yes        No        Current Voting results:      66.6 - YES        33.4 - NO

 

Q-23 Should a provincial government be able to pass any legislature or law that is unjust as in accordance to the Canadian Charter of Rights?

Yes        No        Current Voting results:      6.7 - YES        93.3 - NO

 

Q-24 Should the Children's Aid Society have their powers reduced?  Related articles below.

( abuse of funding )  or  ( unaccounted for corporate credit card )

  or  ( millions of dollars in unexplained expenses )

Yes        No        Current Voting results:      86.6 - YES        13.4 - NO

 

Q-25 Should a Canadian Citizen's personal take home share of their wages ever be below the guaranteed minimum wage whether their wages are being garnished or otherwise?  ( Canadian's wages garnished )

Yes        No        Current Voting results:      6.7 - YES        93.3 - NO

 

Q-26 Should any government or court within Canada have the right to suspend a Canadian Citizen's license for anything other than driving violations and driving infractions?

Yes        No        Current Voting results:      6.7 - YES        93.3 - NO

 

Q-27 Does the government we elect, ignore the voice and needs of the Canadian people?

Yes        No        Current Voting results:      86.6 - YES        13.4 - NO

 

Q-28 In Canada, should the word marriage be used in reference to a marriage between a man and a woman only?

Yes        No        Current Voting results:      80.0 - YES        20.0 - NO

 

Q-29 Should you be innocent and treated so, until you are proven guilty of a crime?

Yes        No        Current Voting results:      93.3 - YES        6.7 - NO

 

Q-30 Should the media be permitted to release information of a Canadian being charged prior to the Canadian Citizen being proven guilty of and convicted of the charges laid by police?

Yes        No        Current Voting results:      40.0 - YES        60.0 - NO

 

Q-31 Should the Ontario Government Laws on smoking be tossed so that ALL businesses in Canada have the same freedom of choice.  ( Bending the law for Government only )

Yes        No        Current Voting results:      93.3 - YES        6.7 - NO

 

Q-32 Should Parliament remain seated ( forced to work ) the same amount of time per year as the tax payers work?  E.G.: 2 weeks off in the summer for new Politicians plus a week off at Christmas ( paid time off )

Yes        No        Current Voting results:      93.3 - YES        6.7 - NO

 

Q-33 Should government grants to university and college students be increased to those students who obtain education in neighboring colleges and universities?  Those choosing education abroad don't obtain a greater sense pride, of family and of community.

Yes        No        Current Voting results:      93.3 - YES        6.7 - NO

 

Q-34 When a field of study has been promoted by our government and taken by a Canadian student who cannot find openings for employment in that field have their student loans forgiven and the debt absorbed by the promoting government?

Yes        No        Current Voting results:      86.6 - YES        13.4 - NO

 

Q-35 When a field of study in a trade has been promoted by our government and taken by Canadian student who cannot find apprenticeship openings for employment that trade have their loans forgiven and the debt absorbed by the promoting government?

Yes        No        Current Voting results:      86.6 - YES        13.4 - NO

 

Q-36 If a politician uses charity as a portion of their electoral platform to obtain a greater number of votes, should that politician be forced to do 90 days community service in that organization?

Yes        No        Current Voting results:      93.3 - YES        6.7 - NO

 

Q-37 Should child and spousal support be pro-rated?  It should be the same percentage of net income of all Canadian who are required to pay support.

Yes        No        Current Voting results:      93.3 - YES        6.7 - NO

 

Q-38 Should lobbyist be banned from politics?

Yes        No        Current Voting results:      93.3 - YES        6.7 - NO

 

Q-39 Should corporations found guilty of crimes against humanity be banned from operating within our borders?

Yes        No        Current Voting results:      100 - YES        0 - NO

 

Q-40 Should compensation paid to Canadian citizens be the same for all?  Percentage times the number of years.

    ( Arar $11.5 Million for 10 months in prison )    ( David Milgard $10 Million for 23 years in prison )

    ( Steven Truscott )

Yes        No        Current Voting results:      100 - YES        0 - NO

 

Q-41 If a Canadian citizen owes money to any government within Canada, e.g. unpaid traffic tickets, outstanding loans, unused funding, etc. THEN; should the government be permitted to post information, photos, education, etc. to the public displaying the amount owed and the arrears?

    ( FRO - Ontario Government violates the Canadian Privacy Act )    ( Here's your Ontario PUBLIC photo )

    ( You must write to tell FRO - the Ontario Government NO to posting your photo! )

    ( Search for section - Request for Access, and KNOW YOUR RIGHTS! )

Yes        No        Current Voting results:      13.3 - YES        86.7 - NO

 

Q-42 Should the minimum wage in Canada be $7.75 per hour NET  PAY?      ( on February 1st 2007 it is $8.00 )

Often; after taxes, a Canadian takes home less than $5.00 per hour.  If that Canadian is in arrears of support at F.R.O. they are then left with only 50 percent of that take home pay, or less than $2.50 per hour.  The Canadian minimum wage is as stated above, while in Ontario the actual minimum the government can legally leave someone earning is only $26.00 per year, or $00.0125 per hour.  Ontario should be proud.    ( Canadian's wages garnished )

Yes        No        Current Voting results:      100 - YES        0 - NO

 

Q-43 If the practices of a business creates an unfair marketing environment which causes the collapse of a competitor, or competing vendors or suppliers, should that company be forced to pay damages plus loss projected revenues?

EG: Sales prior to these practices, multiplied by the previous growth rate, multiplied by the number of statistical years remaining of life for that Canadian.

Yes        No        Current Voting results:      93.3 - YES        6.7 - NO

The supporting Information is being withheld at this time.

Coming Soon!  ( Home Hardware's Business Practices )  Plus  ( Home Hardware - Is this monopoly? )

    ( Home Hardware Launches Trademark Dispute )

Starting February 16/07 updates will be posted on "Press Releases"

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I request that every person and organization in Canada forward this website address to Friends and Family in Canada and the world, to Fellow Employees, to every television station known, to every radio station known, to every newspaper known, to Members of Parliament, as The Voice of Canadians MUST be heard.

 

Click here for a list of Ontario Newspapers email addresses.  You should email them all!

 

Any questions you'd like to see the Canadian Public Vote on that are clearly defined and can be answered with only a yes or no answer would be greatly appreciated.  This is a draft outline of issues.  Many more CANADIANS will be submitting their questions which may be posted for the final draft of this Canadian Poll before we will vote.  Viewers will be made aware that it is a draft and that the input of ALL Canadians is welcomed prior to the final draft being posted.  No voting results will be collected from the draft poll.  The draft poll is being developed by Canadians for Canadians.  Once the final draft is completed, then it will be automated to post the votes of all Canadians.  Voters will be required to prove their identification by submitting their full name and given names, their mother's maiden name, their date and place of birth, and their telephone number prior to the time they vote.  ALL voter information will be kept in confidence and withheld from the Canadian Government, telemarketers, and the public.  This information is required so that the reigning government cannot claim the Canadian Vote is void of substance or invalid.

 

If you are wanting to post a website notice at your place of employment, university, college, or any neighborhood bulletin boards in stores and laundromats, etc,  please copy the section below to print it out.

Attention:

If you are a Canadian who votes, or you are a union member,

If you, or someone you know pays child support or spousal support,

If you are a Canadian student in university or college, or the trades,

If you've ever been misrepresented by a lawyer,

Then, your government isn't listening to you,

Your vote is required to help change Canada.

People should not fear government; the government should fear the people!

This Canadian Vote is online to notify government that of our values:

If you are tired of losing your voice in government and the laws for minorities,

Your vote is required now at:

www.woodsmansinterntional.com

 

Your information will NEVER be shared, and NO solicitation for sales will occur from your vote!

 

Your vote makes a difference!

HERE  ARE  EMAIL  ADDRESSES  OF  ONTARIO  NEWSPAPERS

  1. news@thebarrieexaminer.com

  2. newsroom@intelligencer.ca

  3. letters@burlingtonpost.com

  4. news@chathamdailynews.ca

  5. editor@northumberlandtoday.com

  6. news@standard-freeholder.com

  7. editor@midnorthmonitor.com

  8. letters@thespec.com

  9. minerandnews@norcomcable.ca

  10. whiglocal@thewhig.com

  11. news@northernnews.ca

  12. letters@therecord.com

  13. lineditorial@thepost.ca

  14. letters@lfpress.com

  15. letters@insidetoronto.com

  16. This site has more news email addresses  http://www.yorkregion.com/yr/yr4/YR_News/Letters_To_Editor/

  17. thenews@mississauga.net

  18. editor@nfreview.com

  19. news@nugget.ca

  20. editor@oakvillebeaver.com

  21. newsroom@orilliapacket.com

  22. letters@thecitizen.canwest.com

  23. oped@ott.sunpub.com

  24. news@thesuntimes.ca

  25. editor@thedailyobserver.ca

  26. editorial@theobserver.ca

  27. ssmstar@saultstar.com

  28. standard@stcatharinesstandard.ca

  29. editorial@thesudburystar.com

  30. Go to this site for email links http://tricubemedia.net/tbayemail/letters.php

  31. Go to this site for email links http://www.towncrieronline.ca/main/main.php?section=custompage&id=25&rootcatid=233&rootsubcatid=255

  32. lettertoed@thestar.ca

  33. editor@tor.sunpub.com

  34. tribune@wellandtribune.ca

  35. letters@thestar.canwest.com

  36. editorial@thedailypress.ca

  37. sweditor@voiceofthefarmer.com

http://www.mesacanada.com/equalparents.htm

Family Conflict Resolution Services
Contact: Vernon Beck - Program Coordinator
Address: Box 61027, Maple Grove Post Office, Oakville, Ontario,
Canada, L6J 7P5
Telephone: (905) 829-0407
Fax: (905) 829-1571
Email: familyconflict@hotmail.com
Website: http://familyconflict.freeyellow.com
Description: Family Conflict Resolution Services develops programs and training and provides a number of services specifically relating to high conflict families. Some services include: Child and family advocacy services, custody and access compliance monitoring service, supervised access services, new program development, videotaping and interviewing services.

Canadian wages garnished   ( Reference Q-25 )

This was written by an Ontario father.

About 7 years ago, I was working in northern Ontario.  I was trying to get my life together yet again and then get out from under the enormous $80,000.00 approximate debt I was said owed. This was due to Social Services failing to accept a previously signed agreement between my ex-wife and myself.  My lawyer had transferred the finances as per the agreement via, the bank to his office to her lawyer's office to her.  There was a paper trail but Social Services, plus 6 different lawyers or law firms, and one of our fine Ontario Judges chose not to recognize it nor the money was given to my ex-wife or why.  She was on welfare for no apparent reason at the time but they chose to come after me for the money.  I paid her 100 percent of everything we owned and had accumulated as I knew I had cancer.  9 tumors later and a biopsy report reveals this to be fact.

The company I worked for went out of business when Gold-Corp filed for bankruptcy protection.  The Ontario government jumped into action and speedily processed all of the 75 plus workers claims.  A cheque came for me in the mail.  It was from Ontario's Employment Insurance.  Upon opening it, I was shocked to see that although the cheque was for hundreds of dollars, the portion of the cheque payable to myself was $1.00.  That's right, only one dollar.  That's $26.00 per year.  I believe that is perhaps the lowest income recorded in all industrial nations of the world.  Our government knowingly legislated F.R.O. ( Family Responsibility Office ) to leave a Canadian with less only $.0365 ( cents per day ) to live on.  Oh, and they also wanted me to prove that I had used this money wisely to look for employment in the desolated far north without my driver's license.  Shame on you Canada for letting Ontario treat the citizens whom elected you this way.

It's now gone on for nearly 18 years and has put me through more hell than anyone can imagine.  I would have rather been shot dead by a firing squad as it would have been more humane.  Because of our justice system in Canada and in Ontario, this debt will probably be expunged upon my death.  "Oh Canada, glorious? and free?"  Bullshit!

Name withheld pending further government actions!

January 16, 2007

RETURN TO POLL  Q-25

The Criminal Code of Canada s.s. 380    ( Reference Q-18 )

(1) states that everyone who by deceit, falsehood or other fraudulent means defrauds the public of any property, money or valuable security, is guilty of an offence. The Family Benefits Act, Sec. 19/Ontario Works Act, 1997, Sec. 79/Ontario Disability Support Program Act, 1997, Sec. 59, states that a person who knowingly obtains or receives a benefit/assistance that he/she is not entitled to obtain or receive under the Act and the regulations is guilty of an offence.
If there is sufficient evidence to suspect that fraud, or an offence under social assistance legislation has been committed, the matter may be referred to the police for investigation.  RETURN TO POLL  Q-18

This link should be visited

http://www.canadacourtwatch.com/CanadaCourtWatchReports/articles.html

March 31, 2005
Shame on the family court system that exploits tragedy. Shame on a Justice Minister that won't listen to the children. Shame on a Prime Minister that considers the trafficking of human suffering an economic engine. Shame on a country that knowingly violates the human rights of non-custodial parents.
2000 suicides in Canada a year and not one of the many black hole government departments dares to expose the root of the desperation or the magnitude of the devastation to millions of ordinary people. A bullet to the head would be much more humane than to put so many fathers through the suffering of family court. I hate this country. Canada does nothing except abuse children and fathers.

Consumer Complaints Start Below

Least Honorable Organizations & Companies in 2006

 

    Recochem Inc.

    Home Hardware Stores Limited

    Canadian Tire Corporation, Limited

    S.C. Johnson  (Products)

    Bell Business Internet

    F.R.O. (Family Responsibility Office)

    The Government of Canada

    The Government of Ontario

    Social Services

    Capital One  (credit cards & telemarketing)

 * * * send us your links to corruption and they will be posted links at "Read Why" * * *

Gas Prices

I hate the way gas companies put up the price of fuel when they know people have to travel for holiday visits with family and friends.  It makes me laugh how after the holiday they advertise how caring a company they are.  They have us were they want us and there's no way of fighting back.  I just don't drive as much.

Here's a tip for everyone

If everyone begins telling everyone they know not to buy fuel from one company, example Shell Petroleum, then it will only take a short time before example Shell Petroleum is forced to lower it's prices instead of taking a loss of market share.  This works and should be done by everyone until the company posted losses make the national news.  Unite everyone and help yourselves.  And for North Americans... where is Shell gas sold?  At the "Flying J", so you are still supporting Shell.  Shame on you!

Also, regarding the integrity of Shell Petroleum:  please read http://www.commondreams.org/headlines/091900-01.htm

Karen McGregor in Durban

Hydro Electric Charges

Subject: Hydro Petition - ( hydro electric charges )
Importance: High

 I am passing this along in case anyone else is interested in signing the petition...cheers...Lynne

 Please Pass along............

Ontario residents currently pay a debt retirement charge, "a charge per kilowatt hour of electricity consumed that is  added to electricity bills to help pay down the stranded debt of the former Ontario Hydro". This $0.0070 per kilowatt-hour surcharge is added to every customer's monthly utility bill.

In his annual report delivered on December 5, 2006, Ontario Auditor General Jim McCarter announced that among a number of questionable expenditures was $127 million worth of goods and services using corporate charge cards, but with few slips or receipts to justify the charges.

A petition has been created requesting that the Ontario Ministry of Energy make a $127 million adjustment to compensate consumers for this unapproved use of taxpayer money, either by directly removing it from the current outstanding residual stranded debt or by a reduction of the monthly debt retirement charge.

Sign this petition to help save yourself money!
http://www.petitiononline.com/ohdrc/petition.html

Please forward this to anyone you know in Ontario.

Submitted: January 1, 2007

Submitted by: Lynne G.

City: Unknown

Retail cares about Christmas

Retail stores try to suck every penny they can out of us until the last minute before Christmas.  And it really pisses me off that once the holiday has passed some stores don't let you return the crappy gift they sold you.  Some will even tell you it's the stores policy.  They sure are fast at taking your frickin money but they sure as hell don't want to give it back to you when you return the shit they sold you.  If they are open for business then they aught to be OPEN FOR ALL BUSINESS.  Retail franchises should learn more about the spirit of Christmas!!!

A Family Company?  You be the judge

( DEET ) oh oh, Deep Woods Off

Coming Soon, I will write a short piece telling how I had gone through all of the hurdles and had been tested to the strictest of government efficacy date trial standards, and when corporations like S.C. Johnson ( a family company??? ) couldn't stop me, their sales representatives were informing retail store owners they could be fined thousands of dollars if they were caught selling Woodsmans Fly & Squito Dope in their stores.  Ultimately this collapsed product sales of the only truly safe and chemical free insect repellent.

Is S.C. Johnson "A Family Company???"  You be the judge.

Read these to protect yourself and your loved ones.

http://www.getipm.com/government/moss.htm

http://www.pesticide.org/DEET.pdf

http://www.dukemednews.org/search/search.php?q=insecticide

Heck, it's like playing "Russian Roulette" for your safety and brain cells.

Ontario's No Fault Insurance Scam

I was riding my bicycle in our small city.  Here, you can get a ticket for riding on the sidewalk so most cyclist ride with traffic on the road.  I was struck by a car and thrown about 25 feet or more.  Police, ambulance, and the local fire department all arrived and did there thing.  The insurance company of the man who ran me down eventually paid for my bicycle to be replaced long after I had healed.  So this sounds like a happy ending you would think ... BUT ... Here's the rest of this story.

Believe it or not, when I next went in to renew my auto insurance my rates had gone up.  I questioned the insurance company as to why such a huge increase in my insurance.  They told me it had gone up as a result of an accident I had been involved in.  I told them I hadn't had an accident in over 20 years.  That's when they pulled my file and there it was.  I had been hit on my bicycle and since the driver who hit me had to make a claim to replace my bicycle as well as to repair the damage to his car, I was guilty of having an accident also.    I couldn't believe it.  Try to make sense out of that one!

Jokes to make you smile

Joke Category: Taxi Accident

 

A couple was dressed and ready to go out for the evening. They turned on a night light, turned on the phone answering machine, covered their pet parakeet and put the cat in the backyard. They phoned the local cab company and requested a taxi.

The taxi arrived and the couple opened the front door to leave their house. The cat they had put out into the yard ran back into the house. They didn't want the cat shut in the house because she always tried to eat the bird. The wife got into the taxi while the husband went back inside to get the cat.

The cat runs upstairs, the man in hot pursuit. Waiting in the cab, the wife didn't want the driver to know the house would be empty for the night. She explained to the taxi driver that her husband would be out soon. "He's just going upstairs to say good-bye to my mother."

A few minutes later, the husband got into the cab. "Sorry I took so long," he said as they drove away. "The stupid bitch was hiding under the bed. I had to poke her with a coat hanger to get her to come out! Then she tried to take off so I grabbed her by the neck. Then I had to wrap her in a blanket to keep her from scratching me. But it worked. I hauled her fat ass downstairs and threw her out into the back yard! She better not shit in the roses!"

The cab driver hit a parked car..

Submitted: January 26/07

Flora M. - Toronto

Joke Category: Divorce

A farmer walked into an attorney's office wanting to file for a divorce.

The attorney asked, "May I help you?"

The farmer replied, "Yeah, I want to get one of those dayvorce's."

The attorney asked, "Well, do you have any grounds?"

The farmer replied, "Yeah, I got me about 140 acres."

The attorney said, "No, you don't understand.  I mean, do you have a case?"

The farmer replied, "No, I don't have a case, but I have a John Deere."

The attorney again said, "No, you don't understand, I mean do you have a grudge?"

The farmer replied, "Yeah, I got a grudge.  That's where I park my John Deere."

The attorney said, "No Sir, I mean do you have a suit?"

The farmer replied, "Yes Sir, I got a suit.  I wear it to church every Sunday."

The attorney said, "Well Sir, does you wife beat you up or anything?"

The farmer replied, "No Sir, we both get up at 4:30."

The attorney the said, "Well is she a nagger or anything Sir?"

The farmer replied, "No Sir, she's a little white gal, but our last child was a nagger and that's why I want this dayvorce!"

Joke Category: Politics

What's in a word?

Let's look at the word politics.

Latin describes this process so well:

'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.

Submitted: January 11/07

Sue A. - St. Thomas

A Rare Condition

A man and a woman were sitting beside each other in the first class section of an airplane.  The woman sneezed, took out a tissue, gently wiped her nose, then visibly shuddered for ten to fifteen seconds.  The man went back to his reading. A few minutes later, the woman sneezed again, took a tissue, wiped her nose, then shuddered violently once more.  The man assumed the woman had a cold but was still curious about the shuddering.

A few more minutes passed when the woman sneezed yet again. As before she took a tissue, wiped her nose, her body shaking ever more than before.

Unable to restrain his curiosity, the man turned to the woman and said, "I couldn't help but notice that you've sneezed three times, wiped your nose and then shuddered violently. Are you ok?"

"I am sorry if I disturbed you", replied the woman. "I have a very rare medical condition; whenever I sneeze I have an orgasm."

The man was terribly embarrassed but was still curious. " I have never heard of that condition before" he said. " Are you taking anything for it?"
"Yes," the woman nodded. "Pepper."

Submitted: January 11/07

Sue A. - St. Thomas

A Cross Nun

Two nuns, Sister Catherine and Sister Helen, are traveling through Europe in their car.  They get to Transylvania and are stopped at a traffic light.  Suddenly, out of nowhere, a tiny little Dracula jumps onto the hood of the car and hisses through the windshield.  "Quick, quick!" shouts Sister Catherine. "What shall we do?"  Turn the windshield wipers on.  That will get rid of the abomination," replies Sister Helen.  Sister Catherine switches them on,  knocking Dracula about, but he clings on and continues hissing at the nuns.  "What shall I do now?" she shouts.   "Switch on the windshield washer.  I filled it up with Holy Water at the Vatican," says Sister Helen.  Sister Catherine turns on the windshield washer.  Dracula screams as the water burns his skin, but he clings on and continues hissing at the nuns.  "Now what?" shouts Sister Catherine?

"Show him your cross," says Sister Helen.

"Now you're talking," says Sister Catherine.

She opens the window and shouts, "Get the fuck off the car!"

Submitted: January 11/07

Sue A. - St. Thomas

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